For fourteen minutes and thirty-two seconds, the family watched in accidental silence. Even Missy stopped fidgeting. When the segment ended, Sheldon turned to them, eyes glistening. “I just understood that if information can be shared instantaneously across any distance, then nothing is truly separate. We are all, on a quantum level, entangled.”
George Sr. looked at the ceiling as if praying for the sweet release of a football game. “What about what I want to watch?” young sheldon s05e19 360p
“It is nothing like love. It is mathematically provable.” For fourteen minutes and thirty-two seconds, the family
“You cannot ground me from a conceptual framework, Mother. It exists in my mind.” “I just understood that if information can be
Everyone looked at George Sr. He finished his beer. “I’ll watch the weather channel at 2 a.m. Like always.”
“Yes, and since I was six, I have endured approximately 156 episodes of tearful resolutions and chaste life lessons. But tomorrow, CBS is airing a special episode of The Universe and Beyond titled ‘The Quantum Entanglement of Subatomic Particles and Their Practical Applications in Theoretical Models.’ It is, quite literally, the most important broadcast of my academic career.”
That night, after everyone had gone to bed, Sheldon executed a strategic maneuver. He snuck into the living room, removed the coaxial cable from the back of the VCR, and hid it inside his sock drawer. Then, he placed a single yellow Post-it note on the television that read: “DO NOT TOUCH. THIS TV IS UNDER QUANTUM OBSERVATION UNTIL 8:01 P.M. WEDNESDAY.”