Here’s a as if written by Sheldon Cooper (age ~13–14) for the MPC (Military Plans Committee? Or in TBBT/Young Sheldon context, likely a school or academic review committee — but given S04’s plot, it’s probably for the “Military Planning Committee” or a school disciplinary board) .
Furthermore, I calculated the launch angle, wind speed, and mass distribution. The rocket did exactly what it was supposed to do. The only unpredictable variable was Coach Wilkins’s tackle technique, which I rate 2 out of 10 — poor form, no follow-through. The committee argues that I should have requested permission. I did. The request was ignored. In science, when an authority figure ignores a valid request, you proceed with data collection. That is called progress. young sheldon s04 mpc
Respectfully, Future Nobel Laureate (estimated date: 2019) Current owner of a slightly dented model rocket. Would you like a shorter version suitable for a school hearing, or a memo from Mary Cooper defending him to the committee? Here’s a as if written by Sheldon Cooper
In Young Sheldon S04E01, Sheldon faces the MPC after his “unauthorized rocket launch” in the previous season. This paper is meant to be his formal, rational defense. Subject: A rational analysis of the Medford High School rocket launch incident, with recommendations for future protocol. The rocket did exactly what it was supposed to do
Also, I note that the school allows the football team to launch human beings at each other at high velocity every Friday night, sometimes causing concussions. A 3-ounce cardboard tube with a plastic nose cone is objectively less dangerous.
Sheldon Lee Cooper Date: October 1989 (approximate) 1. Statement of Facts On September 23, 1989, I, Sheldon Cooper, launched a model rocket from the grounds of Medford High School. The rocket was constructed in accordance with National Association of Rocketry (NAR) safety codes, using a commercially available D-class engine. The launch was conducted during non-instructional hours (Saturday, 3:15 PM).