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Dmitri paled. There were fates worse than death. This was one of them.

Zohan smiled. It was not a nice smile.

“Now,” he said softly. “Where were we?” watch don't mess with the zohan

Dmitri roared and threw a punch. Zohan sidestepped, grabbed a bottle of Moroccan oil, and sprayed it directly into the man’s eyes. While Dmitri howled and rubbed, Zohan worked fast. He moussed, he gelled, he blow-dried. When he was done, Dmitri’s thick, greasy hair stood straight up in a luminous pink Mohawk. Dmitri paled