Trikepatrol - Mitch
“They told me three wheels couldn’t handle the beat. Now I’ve got 47 unpaid parking citations—and I gave them to myself .”
“TrikePatrol Mitch doesn’t chase clout. He chases justice… and maybe a loose hubcap.”
“You’ve seen bike cops. You’ve seen Segway patrols. But you’re not ready for…”
End screen: Logo of “TrikePatrol” with Mitch’s face poorly photoshopped onto a police badge.
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