The Lingerie Salesman's Worst Nightmare Direct

She then asks to try on a waspie corset, a sheer babydoll, and a leather garter belt — for the wake .

She tilts her head. “Don’t be. I picked the coffin.” the lingerie salesman's worst nightmare

His name is Derek, and he’s worked at “Velvet & Lace” for three years. He knows cup sizes at a glance, can spot a bad underwire from ten feet away, and has never once made a customer feel uncomfortable. She then asks to try on a waspie

Here’s a quick piece to illustrate one possible take: a sheer babydoll

She doesn’t browse. She stares .