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Within a week, Lars had accumulated 240 bottles of whiskey, 800 bars of chocolate, and 1,200 hand-warmers. But the real magic wasn’t the goods—it was the story. The local governor’s office caught wind of the repeated entries but found no law against walking through a tunnel multiple times. The taxfree kvote was based on border crossings, not intent. The case went to a tiny courtroom in
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