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He expected a joke. A 404 error. Maybe a page that just said “No.”

He didn’t look up. “There’s a website,” he said, “that has a picture of a traffic cone that fell off a truck in 1991. The cone now lives under a rhododendron bush in Ohio. Someone named Phyllis mows around it every summer.” take me to a useless website

Each item was described with reverent, ridiculous detail. The site didn’t ask for money, didn’t track cookies, didn’t even have a share button. It was pure, defiant uselessness. He expected a joke