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If you blinked this week, you missed three new memes, a celebrity breakup, and a fashion moment that broke the internet. Here is your cheat sheet for what is actually trending right now.

The Dune: Part Two press tour has concluded, but the internet’s obsession with Zendaya’s Challengers wardrobe has not. At a recent stop in Sydney, she wore a vintage Mugler robot suit that actually looked like it could fight a Terminator. The discourse isn't about the movie's tennis metaphors anymore; it's about whether she is secretly an AI sent to destroy every other red carpet look this decade. straponcum

TikTok has officially traded in "loud budgeting" for quiet luxury of the soul. Creator Jools Lebron has sparked a movement with her satirical take on workplace modesty. Suddenly, everyone is cutting their jalapeños "demurely" and closing their car trunks "mindfully." It’s the anti-influencer energy we didn’t know we needed. If you blinked this week, you missed three

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