Eric Cartman, still in his The Coon costume (he refused to change), immediately rubbed his hands together. “A powerful artifact? In my town? That’ll be $39.99 plus tax.”
Danny Sexbang, meanwhile, fought with “The Power of Love.” His ultimate move was a dance so erotic that the Sixth Graders threw down their switchblades and started slow-dancing with each other, crying tears of emotional clarity. south park the fractured but whole nsp
“We come from the future—or, a YouTube comments section—to retrieve the ultimate artifact,” Danny Sexbang continued, striking a pose that caused Butters (Professor Chaos) to blush. “The . It’s the only thing that can power our tour bus back to 2016.” Eric Cartman, still in his The Coon costume
And so began
He pointed at the New Kid.
From the rift, two figures descended. One was a tall, lanky man in a crimson ninja mask and a spandex bodysuit that left absolutely nothing to the imagination. The other was a shorter, rounder figure in a panda ninja hoodie, holding a keytar that was also a plasma cannon. That’ll be $39