Sly’s office is the club. But not the main floor—that’s for amateurs. Sly operates in the back hallway, the green room, the unmarked door behind the kitchen. He knows the barback’s name, the security guard’s kid’s birthday, and exactly which bottle of mezcal is “off-menu” but available for those in the know.
His signature move is the “Sly Slide”—appearing at your elbow with a fresh drink just as your old one hit empty, offering a two-word piece of advice (“Skip that,” “Go talk to her”) before dissolving back into the thrum of the bassline. He never overstays his welcome, because his welcome is infinite, yet fleeting.
In the end, to live the Sly Diggler life is to accept that you are both the main character and a supporting actor in everyone else’s story. The velvet rope always lifts. The DJ always plays one more track. And Sly Diggler—wherever he is—is already smiling about it.
The Sly Diggler wardrobe is a masterclass in controlled chaos. Think custom silk shirts unbuttoned one notch past appropriate, loafers with no socks (even in winter), and sunglasses worn well after sunset—not as a shield, but as a statement. It’s 1970s Vegas lounge lizard meets 2020s underground tastemaker. The hair is always just messy enough to suggest he was doing something interesting ten minutes ago. A single piece of understated gold jewelry—a pinky ring, a chain—catches the strobe light at precisely the right moment.
The “Diggler” name implies digging deep, but the Sly part is the key. He doesn’t hustle; he glides . Where others chase clout, Sly attracts it like a soft-focus magnet. He understands that in the modern entertainment landscape, desperation is the only unpardonable sin. His currency is cool, his investment is relationships, and his dividend is access.
The true Sly Diggler lifestyle isn’t about the 2 AM chaos—it’s about the 6 AM calm. Sitting on a curb as the city wakes up, sharing a slice of cold pizza and a genuine laugh with a stranger who’s now a friend. Watching the street sweepers erase the glitter and the spilled cocktails. It’s the understanding that the night is a beautiful, temporary kingdom—and Sly is merely its gracious, grinning steward, already planning tomorrow’s mischief.
In the sprawling lexicon of modern entertainment archetypes, few names conjure a specific vibe quite like “Sly Diggler.” Part urban myth, part after-hours spirit animal, Sly isn’t just a person—he’s a lifestyle algorithm. He exists in the liminal space between the VIP rope and the DJ booth, where the air smells like bergamot cologne, ozone from the smoke machine, and the faint, sweet tang of possibility.
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The PlayFPN season runs from 9/1 to 8/31 each year.
- Note: Once you select an Age Division and save your team, you cannot change this yourself. You must to change it.
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Each year, teams are required to make a new team for the new season which runs (9/1 to 8/31).
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Whatever the player's physical age is on 8/31 is their playing age for the full season which runs 9/1 to the following 8/31.
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When you create your new team if you choose to copy over players from the previous year's team it will only copy over players that are age-eligible under the new rules.
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PlayFPN uses this information to create tournaments or divisions within a tournament or to assist in pool play scheduling.
- Note: Once you select a Class/Strength and save your team, you cannot change this yourself. You must to change it.
- A - Any team considered to be the highest-level competitive travel team regionally. If your team is normally in or should be in contention to win each tournament you enter and you beat the "better" teams in your state, and you have multiple front-line pitchers, then you should consider yourself an "A" team. A small percentage of teams qualify for A.
- B - Any team considered to be solid but average to above average travel team. If your team is occasionally in or should be in contention to win a tournament you enter and you are competitive with most teams like you in your state, and you have good but not overwhelming pitching, then you should consider yourself a "B" team. The majority of teams qualify for B.
- C - Any team considered to be an entry-level or novice travel team with kids new to travel softball and lacks the experience and number of skilled players and pitchers to compete with “A” and “B” teams. Also, any team that typically plays in a local league or town league or a team that might only play in one or two tournaments a year is considered a "C" team. A small percentage of teams qualify for C.
- FPN reserves the right to adjust your strength based on your results in our events or external events.
This event does not offer Livestreaming.
The Pool Play Ranking Criteria determines the order in which the teams are seeded for Bracket Play.
The PlayFPN seeding and tie-breaker criteria:
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Total Number of Wins, followed by
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Winning Percentage, followed by
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Average Runs Allowed (total runs allowed / games played), followed by
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Average Runs Scored (total runs scored / games played), followed by
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Season Points that are earned prior to the event being played, followed by
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Date/time the team registered in the system for the season (Ascending).
Head-to-Head is used only in situations where only two teams are tied at any level in the tiebreaker chain. If more than 2 teams are tied in any criteria, then head-to-head is ignored.
Common Example:
- Teams A, B, and C are tied for the Total Number of Wins. No Head-to-Head is used and the system moves to Winning Percentage.
- Teams A, B, and C are still tied at Winning Percentage. No Head-to-Head is used and the system moves to Average Runs Allowed.
- Team C allowed an average of 2 runs. Teams A and B are tied allowing an average of 3 runs. Team C is seeded ahead of teams A and B.
- Since teams A and B are the only 2 teams remaining and are tied at Average Runs Allowed, Head-to-Head is looked at between those two teams only.
- If teams A and B never played each other, the system moves on to the next criteria in the tiebreaker chain, Average Runs Scored.
- However, if teams A and B played each other, Head-to-Head is used and the winner of the Head-to-Head game is advanced ahead of the loser of the Head-to-Head game in the final seedings.
- Teams that move ahead via Head-to-Head are noted in the seeding table with an asterisk.
In the case of teams that play an unequal number of pool games due to a situation such as weather, each criterion is always an average (ex: total runs allowed divided by the number of games played). This is how we can most fairly deal with a situation where the weather does not allow all teams to play the same number of games. However, the first criterion is important as teams with a higher number of wins, but an identical winning percentage, will be placed ahead in the seedings.
In the case where a team plays an extra pool game above the norm due to an uneven number of teams in 3-game pool play, their worst result is removed from the standings. The game will count for the opponent but not for the team that had its result removed. Head-to-head will be nullified for a team whose results were removed.
Diggler Dick: Sly
Sly’s office is the club. But not the main floor—that’s for amateurs. Sly operates in the back hallway, the green room, the unmarked door behind the kitchen. He knows the barback’s name, the security guard’s kid’s birthday, and exactly which bottle of mezcal is “off-menu” but available for those in the know.
His signature move is the “Sly Slide”—appearing at your elbow with a fresh drink just as your old one hit empty, offering a two-word piece of advice (“Skip that,” “Go talk to her”) before dissolving back into the thrum of the bassline. He never overstays his welcome, because his welcome is infinite, yet fleeting. sly diggler dick
In the end, to live the Sly Diggler life is to accept that you are both the main character and a supporting actor in everyone else’s story. The velvet rope always lifts. The DJ always plays one more track. And Sly Diggler—wherever he is—is already smiling about it. Sly’s office is the club
The Sly Diggler wardrobe is a masterclass in controlled chaos. Think custom silk shirts unbuttoned one notch past appropriate, loafers with no socks (even in winter), and sunglasses worn well after sunset—not as a shield, but as a statement. It’s 1970s Vegas lounge lizard meets 2020s underground tastemaker. The hair is always just messy enough to suggest he was doing something interesting ten minutes ago. A single piece of understated gold jewelry—a pinky ring, a chain—catches the strobe light at precisely the right moment. He knows the barback’s name, the security guard’s
The “Diggler” name implies digging deep, but the Sly part is the key. He doesn’t hustle; he glides . Where others chase clout, Sly attracts it like a soft-focus magnet. He understands that in the modern entertainment landscape, desperation is the only unpardonable sin. His currency is cool, his investment is relationships, and his dividend is access.
The true Sly Diggler lifestyle isn’t about the 2 AM chaos—it’s about the 6 AM calm. Sitting on a curb as the city wakes up, sharing a slice of cold pizza and a genuine laugh with a stranger who’s now a friend. Watching the street sweepers erase the glitter and the spilled cocktails. It’s the understanding that the night is a beautiful, temporary kingdom—and Sly is merely its gracious, grinning steward, already planning tomorrow’s mischief.
In the sprawling lexicon of modern entertainment archetypes, few names conjure a specific vibe quite like “Sly Diggler.” Part urban myth, part after-hours spirit animal, Sly isn’t just a person—he’s a lifestyle algorithm. He exists in the liminal space between the VIP rope and the DJ booth, where the air smells like bergamot cologne, ozone from the smoke machine, and the faint, sweet tang of possibility.
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