Whoa. I can see the individual atoms in the carpet. And they’re judging me.
We’re gonna have to roll you back to a previous GOP—Group of Pictures. Hope you like MPEG-2, you fucking dinosaur.
You can now see one second into the future. But only for the purpose of avoiding stepping in dog shit. rick and morty s06 openh264
Hey. You violated the license agreement. Non-commercial use only. And you just re-encoded seven trillion sentient beings without their consent.
Oh my god. I just remembered being born. It was moist . And loud . We’re gonna have to roll you back to
No, Morty. Worse. Better. I’ve decoded the codec of reality . Turns out, existence is just a highly compressed video stream. And the universe has been using a shitty, proprietary codec—let’s call it ‘H.264-Bullshit’—that loses data every time you blink. Deja vu? Frame drops. Coincidence? Artifacting. Your mom’s new haircut? Corrupted pixel block.
(turns from TV) Will it fix the squirrels? But only for the purpose of avoiding stepping in dog shit
(laughing maniacally) You think I didn’t patch the reference frames?! I’m the I-frame , you glorified patch note!