And below it, in tiny gray text: “Not responsible for actual medical practice. Or ducks.”
The Last Exam of QuackPrep.ort
Marco laughed. Then he cried. Then, because he had nothing left, he memorized the duck-themed mnemonics. quackprep.ort
Question 42: “Placenta previa is dangerous because:” — and there it was, verbatim from the PDF’s wrong answer — “It can cause painless third-trimester bleeding.” And below it, in tiny gray text: “Not