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The instructor was a woman named Simone. She was fifty-two, wore a leather blazer, and had the posture of a woman who had never apologized for taking up space. The class was held in a converted warehouse that smelled of matcha and ambition.

We practiced in pairs. My partner was a timid accountant named Linda, who kept whispering, "I feel like a streetlamp." my cougar courses

Simone gave us our final assignment: "Approach a man. Use everything you've learned. And for heaven's sake, don't pretend to like NFTs." The instructor was a woman named Simone

Our homework: approach a man under thirty-five in the wild. Not to date. Just to converse. We practiced in pairs

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I didn't end up dating Theo. He became a friend—a reminder that I could still connect, still surprise myself.

And sometimes, the warmth is just a woman who finally stopped apologizing for taking up space.