Dermatologists are baffled. "It doesn't chap your lips," says Dr. Feelgood of Beverly Hills. "It defames them. We’re seeing cases of acute character assassination on the Cupid’s bow." Is Model Tabloid Lipstik worth the $450 price tag (plus a signed NDA)? If you want a shade that screams "Don't talk to me unless you’re serving papers," absolutely.
Forget what you know about lipstick. This isn’t just a cosmetic; it’s a liability waiver in a gold tube. Leaked from a supermodel’s clutch (sources say it fell out of Bella Hadid’s vintage Fendi bag during a screaming match with a parking valet), this pigment is causing meltdowns—both emotional and chemical. The brand (which may or may not be run by a collective of former Real Housewives serving federal time) describes the color as "Settled Outside Court Beige." But users call it something else: Lawsuit Red . model tabloid lipstik
Just remember: With every swipe, you’re not just painting your pout. You’re signing the headline. Dermatologists are baffled
Another A-lister, whose name rhymes with Pindsey Lohan , was spotted frantically scrubbing her mouth with a wet wipe after a judge ordered her to remove "that aggressively red smirk" from a Zoom hearing. Beauty influencers are divided. On TikTok, the hashtag #LipstikBurn is trending. Users claim that when you apply a third coat, the lipstick projects holographic tabloid headlines onto your bathroom mirror. "I put it on and suddenly read 'CELLULITE AND CIGARETTES: STAR FALLS APART' across my forehead," one user cried. "I haven't felt this seen since my last rehab stint." "It defames them