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First, he gave me: A landslide. The right hand stumbles leftward, then leaps. It starts in the lower-right marshlands— m n b v c x z —a dark cluster of consonants, rarely visited by poetry. Then it claws up the home row backward: l k j h g f d s a . A retreat. And finally, the top row, reversed and desperate: p o i u y t r e w q . It ends where it must—at q , the lonely gatekeeper of the far left.

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Type the first: your hands perform a secret, forbidden dance. Type the second: they come home. First, he gave me: A landslide