Milky Cat Piss Direct

It smells like regret, but the cat won’t stop drinking it.

Let me be clear: I did not buy this. I did not brew this. I did not ask the universe for this specific olfactory nightmare. milky cat piss

Artisanal “Milky Cat Piss” (Suspected Leaking Whisker-Siphoned Brew) Rating: ⭐ (1 Star) / ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ (5 Stars for Trauma) It smells like regret, but the cat won’t stop drinking it

I am buying a covered trash can. You have won this battle, but not the war. Also, please drink more water. This is concerning. It smells like regret

Would I recommend “Milky Cat Piss”? Absolutely not. It is a biohazard. It is the reason we can’t have nice rugs.