It started as a military accident. A deep-space telemetry array crashed into a solar farm next to a litter of newborn kittens. The radiation didn’t kill them; it wired them. Their eyes became capacitors. Their purring became a cooling system. By week six, they were dissolving lab equipment just by looking at it.
I don’t type a code. I just point to the laser pointer dot on his chest. laser cat codes
End Log. Note to self: Teach Muffin the difference between "Target Acquired" and "Red Dot on the Wall." That was a close one. It started as a military accident
The rebels are in the hallway now. Their leader kicks the door open, rifle raised. Their eyes became capacitors
Chairman Meow’s eyes begin to glow. The last thing the rebel leader sees is a tiny, invisible infrared dot, and the sound of a very deep, very satisfied purr.