Jonathan & Jesus – Season 01 Format: BDRip 1080p | Multi-Audio | Director’s Cut Genre: Existential Dramedy / Magical Realism Created by: Lucia Fuentes Runtime: 8 episodes (approx. 52 min each) Source: 4K scan of 35mm film (season shot on location in Seville, Madrid, and the Negev desert) Series Logline After a cynical, directionless millennial accidentally inherits a dusty roadside Jesus statue from his late grandmother, the statue comes to life—but not as the Messiah of scripture. Instead, “Jesus” is a sarcastic, amnesiac carpenter who believes he was just a really good guy who got a bad rap. Together, they road-trip across Spain, solving small miracles for broken people while arguing about everything from free will to parking tickets. Episode Breakdown Episode 01: The Unholy Delivery (52 min) Synopsis: Jonathan (29, unemployed, vapes indoors) clears out his Abuela’s storage unit in Málaga. Among the Virgin Mary-shaped candles and stale polvorones , he finds a life-sized Cristo de la Expiración replica—chest wounds, crown of thorns, the works. That night, during a drunken argument, the statue’s eyes open. “You’re shorter than I expected,” says Jesus, brushing plaster from his tunic. The episode ends with Jesus trying to microwave a stale empanada .
Jesus heals a neighbor’s dying dog but accidentally gives it the ability to speak Latin. Jonathan’s landlord threatens eviction. Episode 02: Fish & Lo-fi (49 min) Synopsis: Jonathan tries to monetize Jesus. A disastrous livestream (“Miracle or Mental Breakdown?”) goes viral for the wrong reasons. Jesus, baffled by Wi-Fi, instead turns a single bocadillo de calamares into 200 sandwiches—but they all taste like forgiveness and regret. A shady influencer offers them a sponsorship deal for “authentic suffering content.” jonathan & jesus s01 bdrip