Two celebrities are strapped to wooden chairs beneath the snake‑infested olive tree.
Riya opens her eyes. The nest is a ceramic urn at her feet. Inside: a tangle of scales, tongues, and laminated key cards. Two celebrities are strapped to wooden chairs beneath
(to camera) If I’d known “the jungle” was Greece in October, I’d have brought a cardigan. And a lawyer. Two celebrities are strapped to wooden chairs beneath