I'm A Celebrity... Get Me Out Of Here Greece Season 13 Bd9 =link= May 2026

Third bowl: the . It suctions to his soft palate. He makes a sound like a drowning drainpipe. He yanks it out, a string of saliva and ink trailing behind.

The vote happens fast. Whispers. Pointed fingers. Inevitably, the axe falls on , a 52-year-old former rugby prop turned reality TV villain. He is loud, eats triple portions, and last night called the camp's beloved yoga instructor "a space cadet." Paul (to camera, sweating through his vest): "They've picked me. The snakes. Right. I've scrrummaged against the All Blacks. I've headbutted a wardrobe on Celebrity Big Brother . How bad can a few Greek lizards be?" Trial Location: The Parthenon of Pain (a custom-built structure overlooking a jagged coastline). i'm a celebrity... get me out of here greece season 13 bd9

Six stars. Six meals. But the curse? Paul returns, grey-faced, clutching a canteen. He doesn't speak. He just sits by the fire, staring at the flames. Third bowl: the

And on the edge of camp, just visible in the moonlight, a large, black goat with two heads (a puppet, but incredibly convincing) watches them. It bleats. Once. Twice. In stereo. "Looks like the Hydra wanted dessert." Closing shot: Paul, still holding the half-eaten heart, weeping quietly into a bowl of cold rice. The two-headed goat tilts its twin skulls. The screen cuts to black. He yanks it out, a string of saliva and ink trailing behind