Modern Family Episode !!better!! - Halloween

Suddenly, a loud CRASH from the backyard. Cut to JOE (age 10) standing next to a shattered birdbath. He’s wearing a full werewolf costume—snout, claws, fur.

Lily, sweetheart, we discussed this. You can’t just wear your regular clothes and call it nihilism. halloween modern family episode

Best part of Halloween? When it’s over. No, I’m serious. You spend weeks planning, everyone gets stressed, someone cries over a costume malfunction, and then—boom—it’s November. And you can just sit. (beat) That’s the real treat. Suddenly, a loud CRASH from the backyard

Gloria is on a ladder, hanging a life-size skeleton from a chandelier. Jay watches from his recliner, wearing a simple black eyepatch. I’m serious. You spend weeks planning

Haley walks in with baby George (toddler), who is dressed as a tiny hot dog.