Broccardo grabbed a cartoon mallet from nowhere and smashed the . The Milk Carton (who was just minding his own business) fell over and played a looping animation of crying—complete with a sad trombone sound.
Broccardo said, not meaning it. "BUT ONLY BECAUSE THE TOASTER ASKED."
Broccardo lied. He pointed a shaky leaf. "HE SAID MY STEM WAS UGLY." goanimate food
screamed Cheez-It.
One sunny morning, his friend, a slice of cheese named Cheez-It with surprisingly muscular arms, slid over. Broccardo grabbed a cartoon mallet from nowhere and
Suddenly, the appeared in the corner of the screen. It was a red bar that filled up quickly.
He swung. The screen flashed red. A stock explosion effect— KABOOM —covered the screen. When the smoke cleared, the Milk Carton was replaced by a black silhouette with "Grounded" written across it in Comic Sans. "BUT ONLY BECAUSE THE TOASTER ASKED
Broccardo was a broccoli. He was green, lumpy, and perpetually angry. His eyes were two black dots that could bulge to ten times their size when he was upset—which was always.