STEWIE: No, Peter. I’ve built devices that unmake reality. I’ve killed clones of myself. I’ve dated a jellyfish. But I have never — never — faced the terror you’re facing right now. (sips tea) You’ve realized you’re a character. Not a person. A collection of tics owned by a Disney subsidiary.
JOE: You... you always laugh at that one. You laugh so hard you vomit on my good pant leg. family guy season 22 hdcam
PETER: No. When did you last feel real?
CLEVELAND: I think he finally broke.
LOIS: Are you having a stroke? Blink twice if you're having a stroke. STEWIE: No, Peter
QUAGMIRE: Is it about the Velcro suit? Because that story has a second act that involves a fire hydrant and a nun. family guy season 22 hdcam