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Bloon-473 (he/him, inflated pronouns) Affiliation: The Great Rubber Swell, r/BTD

I intentionally delayed my own inflation by 0.3 seconds to record this study. Using a sharpie smuggled from a deflated Party Bloon, I scratched notes onto my own surface between rounds. Variables recorded: wind speed, monkey aggro range, and how many times the same child places a Dart Monkey on the exact same spot. bloons but your the bloon download

Monkey scholarship (Striker Jones, 2022) frames Bloons as “mindless obstacles.” Churchill (2024) calls us “balloon-like nuisances.” But these are post-pop perspectives. They never ask: What does the red Bloon feel when the Super Monkey Fan Club activates? Answer: Fear. Sticky, rubbery fear. monkey aggro range