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It’s 6 AM on a Tuesday, and you’re already barefoot on the dock, coffee in one hand, fishing rod in the other, because the tide chart whispered secrets to you at 3 AM. It’s owning three pairs of rain boots and zero umbrellas. It’s naming the local heron “Gandalf” and genuinely worrying when he doesn’t show up for two days. baycrazy

So here’s to the ones who slow down for the drawbridge even when no one’s coming. Who keep a “car towel” permanently mildewed. Who know that the cure for almost everything is a sunset on a bulkhead, feet dangling over the edge, watching the channel markers blink to life. 🦀🌅 Would you like a shorter version for

There’s a specific kind of madness that hits you when you live along the bay. Not the bad kind. The best kind. It’s naming the local heron “Gandalf” and genuinely

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