Aunty In Bed -

"Someone tell Netflix to stop suggesting thrillers. I am already stressed about my plants."

And then she pulled the blanket over her head, muffling her laughter, and declared court adjourned until lunch. aunty in bed

"Who finished the pickle? I will not name names. But Rohan. It was Rohan." "Someone tell Netflix to stop suggesting thrillers

From her bed, Aunty Priya ran the universe. She settled disputes between cousins ("Both of you are wrong. I am right. Now hug."), dispensed career advice ("Quit. No job is worth a 6 a.m. alarm."), and occasionally launched a slipper at the door when her husband tried to change the TV channel. I will not name names

"Saw a pigeon outside my window. It looked judgmental. I have reported it to building security."

"Get up? Child, I am not in bed. I am strategically horizontal . There is a difference."