[Sound of ice clinking in a crystal glass.]
"Darling, let’s get one thing straight — I don’t do 'basic.' Basic is for people who check prices before they order avocado toast. Me? I check the view from my private villa in Mykonos while my personal chef decides what’s 'in season.'"
"Some people walk into a room. I arrive . The heels? Four inches. The bag? Limited edition. The energy? Spicy, but make it classy. You want to be me? You can’t. But you can watch me — and maybe, just maybe, you’ll learn how to upgrade your entire existence."
"This is Alexa Poshpicy. Stay spicy. Stay posh. And never, ever apologize for being the hottest thing in the room."